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Peachy Keenan Welcome to Align Family! We dedicate this space to reclaiming our identities and our families from a depraved culture by becoming more domestic. Cultural Commentator and Parent Extraordinaire Peachy Keenan will share weekly ideas for making parenting in a world gone mad just a tiny bit easier. We'll navigate these demonshark-infested waters and diagnose what happened, get out of the darkness, and find the courage to reclaim what was taken from us. After all, we’re not actual domestic extremists, despite what our own government lovingly calls us—we’re just extremely domestic! Together let's recapture parental dignity and reestablish the possibility of family bliss. Peachy Keenan is the pseudonym for a writer, editor, and mother living deep behind enemy lines. The author of DOMESTIC EXTREMIST - A Practical Guide to Winning the Culture War, Peachy gave up a career writing for woke corporate behemoths so she could devote herself to her family, post on Twitter, and let her freak flag fly as Contributing Editor for The American Mind, a publication of The Claremont Institute. She shares a home with her husband and a brood of children, who remain her toughest audience. SUBSCRIBE

Align Family

Welcome to Align Family! We dedicate this space to reclaiming our identities and our families from a depraved culture by becoming more domestic. Cultural Commentator and Parent Extraordinaire Peachy Keenan will share weekly ideas for making parenting in a world gone mad just a tiny bit easier. We'll navigate these demonshark-infested waters and diagnose what happened, get out of the darkness, and find the courage to reclaim what was taken from us. After all, we’re not actual domestic extremists, despite what our own government lovingly calls us—we’re just extremely domestic! Together let's recapture parental dignity and reestablish the possibility of family bliss.

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Peachy Keenan Welcome to Align Family! We dedicate this space to reclaiming our identities and our families from a depraved culture by becoming more domestic. Cultural Commentator and Parent Extraordinaire Peachy Keenan will share weekly ideas for making parenting in a world gone mad just a tiny bit easier. We'll navigate these demonshark-infested waters and diagnose what happened, get out of the darkness, and find the courage to reclaim what was taken from us. After all, we’re not actual domestic extremists, despite what our own government lovingly calls us—we’re just extremely domestic! Together let's recapture parental dignity and reestablish the possibility of family bliss. Peachy Keenan is the pseudonym for a writer, editor, and mother living deep behind enemy lines. The author of DOMESTIC EXTREMIST - A Practical Guide to Winning the Culture War, Peachy gave up a career writing for woke corporate behemoths so she could devote herself to her family, post on Twitter, and let her freak flag fly as Contributing Editor for The American Mind, a publication of The Claremont Institute. She shares a home with her husband and a brood of children, who remain her toughest audience. SUBSCRIBE TO ALIGN FAMILY

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    My Incredible Shrinking College List

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    Peachy Keenan

    America’s colleges have fallen to the enemy; send a child there at your own risk.

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    Cleaning House

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    Peachy Keenan

    My dirty little secret is: I may be a hardcore domestic extremist, but I am not a natural housewife. I am not, how shall I put this, enthusiastic about chores. They do not spark joy! But it’s not my fault—I was raised to be a pampered suburban princess waited on by a staff of undocumented servants, not a harried Old Mother Hubbard dishing out gruel from her hovel. And yet, fate took a hand and led me towards a more domestic life.

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    Align Family: Shall We Play a Game?

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    Peachy Keenan

    Last year the North Pole chapter of BLM looted Santa’s toy warehouse and made off with lots of goodies, and supply chain issues took out the rest. To make matters worse, he may not be able to afford enough gas to power the sleigh for the eight million mile journey he’s taking. (No, he can’t fly an electric sleigh—those things only have a 300 mile range!) But, here are a few fun games that Santa may be able to find—and they’ll last longer than the toys you already forgot you bought last year.